Love Thy Neighbour Lyrics

"Susan... yuck!
You were the love of my life and had to go blow that old cunt Harold"
Now sick to his stomach, sees the light on across the road and grabs his stethoscope
Dr Karl storms out over Ramsey Street
"Someone's due for their prostate exam
Open up you fat old fuck
How dare you disrespect me?
I never liked your cafe mate the food is fucking gross"
Bursts through the door he's fucking pissed
Sees Harold on the couch stark naked pulling one out
"Yell at me again!"
Wraps the stethoscope around his gullet, Harold is aroused
Crying while choking the old fuck, poor Karl is emotional
"Why'd you have touch my Sue, you're a stubborn selfish fuck"
Harold turns purple
His penis weeps, shooting loads as he's dying
To the kitchen the doctor goes, grabs a knife and starts feasting
Karl devours Harold's asshole
Lou enters the room
"What the fuck! That's my best mate
Now you're fucked"
Lou's brought garden tools to help Harold plant some lovely spuds
Sobbing as he punches Karl on his massive fucking nose
Cutting his throat with sheers
"How could you do this to me Karl"
Lou flattens the doctors face into a lovely stew
"Fuck yeah, I better go show Susan"
Lou waddles across the road, blood soaked hands with a chubby little boner
Runs to the lounge room, dacks himself and calls for Susan
"Hey love, the doctor's dead
Say hello to your new husband".