Dendrophilia Lyrics

It's sunny, a beautiful day to be outdoors. Stacy grabs a whopper meal and heads to the park.

Russel's enjoying the sun when he spots her. She's a cutie with a bulging muffin top.

Flame grilled burger demolished in seconds, "Oh you chubby little bastard." "Russel's caught red handed checking her out.

She walks over. "Hi do you come here often?", "Almost every day"

"You don't say? I'm always here. I just love the outdoors."

"Oh you fucking cock heads, where the fuck's me onion rings? Fucking cunts are useless.

They gave me chips instead the dead cunts, they're the shittiest chips of all the fast food giants. Hi I'm Stacy."

Later that night Stacy fingers her bumhole and clitoris dreaming ‘bout Russel. Praying that she'll see the handsome bugger at lunch.

The...next day she sees him there "Fuck he's a big spunk." She gets the courage to invite him for a drink.

"I would love to. What time do you knock off?" "Ah fuck work, I'll go and grab us a sixer right now, be back in a tick."

"Fuck yeah, woodstocks, can you please tip that shit on my roots?" They start to kiss, Stacy nudes up, rolls a dinger onto a snapped branch, bucking hard against the tree while smashing onion rings, "Oh my god I'm cumming, oh fuck...yes...yes!"

"Cheers for that, Ta."