1. Some Songs (0:38)
2. Some More Songs (0:49)
3. Blur Including New H.C. Song (1:16)
4. Even More Songs (0:35)
5. Tim (0:42)
6. Judge (0:43)
7. Spin Cycle (0:30)
8. Song #8 (2:09)
9. Pavorotti (0:52)
10. Unbelievable (0:42)
11. Music Sucks (0:25)
12. Newest H.C. Song #1 (0:14)
13. Chiffron and Chips (0:50)
14. Guy Smiley (0:59)
15. Seth (0:53)
16. "I'm Not Allowed to Like A.C. Any More Since They Signed to Earache" (1:21)
17. A. Ex. A Blur (0:42)
18. G.M.O.T.R. (0:52)
19. I'm Wicked Underground (0:35)
20. Blur Including G (1:02)
21. Shut Up Mike (0:19)
22. Abomination of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monickers (0:49)
23. Radio Hit (1:04)
24. Loser (0:56)
25. When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins (1:32)
26. Eddy Grant (0:47)
27. MTV Is My Source for New Music (1:05)
28. Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid (0:33)
29. Having to Make Up Song Titles Sucks (1:04)
30. "Well You Know, Mean Gene..." (0:52)
31. Song #5 (5:36)
32. Iron Funeral (2:00)
33. Chapel of Gristle (0:49)
34. Hellbent for Leatherman (0:44)
35. Alcoholic (2:44)
36. Chump Change (0:30)
37. Slow Song from Split 7" (1:40)
38. Les Binks' Hairstyle (0:58)
39. Newest H.C. Song #2 (0:20)
40. Greatful Dead (1:20)
41. Aging Disgracefully (1:06)
42. Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan (0:20)
43. Surfer (0:59)
44. You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This (1:05)
45. Choke Edge (1:07)
46. Otis Sistrunk (0:38)
47. Russty Knoife (0:37)
48. Fred Bash (0:13)
49. Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles (0:47)
50. Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu) (0:33)
51. Guy Le Fleur (1:39)
52. Song #3 (1:04)
53. Empire Sandwich Shop (0:33)
54. Morrisey (0:42)
55. Selling Out by Having Song Titles on His Album (0:38)
56. Grindcore Is Very Terrifying (0:29)
57. Song #6 (2:54)
58. Guy Lombardo (0:43)