The Saga of Jesse Jane Lyrics

I'm in jail in a Texas town
In my sisters wedding gown
I drive a truck all night long
Listenin' to Judy Garland songs

Now I'm locked behind bars of steel
I was just looking for a happy meal
I parked my rig and I went inside
They've never seen such a pretty bride

Jesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just a normal guy who dresses like a butterfly
Jesse Jane

I paid my bill and I turned around
Facing every redneck in that one horse town
His face was red, his fist was clenched
He threw his coke and he got me drenched

Jesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just an average Joe looking for a fashion show
Jesse Jane

Well I guess that was the final straw
I pulled a pistol from my wonderbra
I killed 'em dead. Hah, I killed 'em all
And they finally caught me in the bathroom stall
And now I'm doing ten to life
But I'll tell you one thing bubba...
Some day I'm gonna make someone in here a hellava wife...

Jesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just a average guy who dresses like a butterfly
Jesse Jane

Jesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just a Peter Pan, looking for his Neverland
Jesse Jane