Your Own Worst Enemy Lyrics

You're your own worst enemy
You're a walkin' catastrophe

You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed
You butter your hand, instead of your bread
Drink enough coffee to wake up the dead
You're doing eighty-five and the light is turning red
The judge took your licence and forbid you to drive
And your heart is pumping bacon (beggin'?) and your barely alive

You're your own worst enemy
You're a walkin' catastrophe
You're at war with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger
You're a danger

You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face
Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace
Your stock went south and your girlfriend is gay
Your dog ate your cat, and that was your GOOD day

You're your own worst enemy
You're a walkin' catastrophe
You're at war with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger
You're your own worst enemy
You're a walkin' catastrophe
You're at war with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger
You're a danger
Too many stranger
You're a mess
Yes yes.