Assault & Batteries Lyrics

Breaking news, a deadly shootout at a local toy store has left one police officer wounded and a serial killer dead...

Our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed by the spirit of a dead mass murderer...

I'll be watching over you and every move you make
I may be made of plastic but I'm wide awake
I'll be right by your side until the day you die
Your friend until the end
I'm your good guy

Hey Andy!
It's time to play, motherfucker!

Through a child's eye
You'll find it's hard to refuse
A friendly freckled face
(Oh honey, isn't he cute?)
But little do they know
Little do they see
(Playtime is over!)
It's a killing spree, bitch

Na, na-na-na-na
He's gonna get you
E.V.-I.L. D.O.-L.L
Na, na-na-na-na
Violence and voodoo

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past 6
'Cos this 2 foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
I'll toy with you 'till you die
To prove that evil comes in every size

(Mommy, mommy, my doll is alive!)
One child holds the truth
But he's labeled a liar
(But mommy they're wrong!)
Some assembly required
They won't know what to say
They won't know what to do
Cause the carnage continues at a store near you

Na, na-na-na-na
He's gonna get you
E.V.-I.L. D.O.-L.L
Na, na-na-na-na
Violence and voodoo

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past 6
'Cos this 2 foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
I'll toy with you 'till you die
To prove that evil comes in every size

(Na na na na na na na)
And once he's planted a seed
You'll know your life's been uprooted
'Cos safety's not guaranteed
(Assault and batteries included)
(Na na na na na na na)
Stitched back together it seems
By the evil bride of his dreams
(Heaven help you)
If you hear him scream!

Ade Due Dembala
(Attention shoppers, ?)
Ade Due Dembala
(Your head on the chopping block)
Yeah!
Hahaha
Hi-De-Ho!
Bitch

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past 6
'Cos this 2 foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
I'll toy with you 'till you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
(Na na na na na na na)

You won't ever grow up
You won't make it past 6
'Cos this 2 foot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up
I'll toy with you 'till you die
To prove that evil comes (evil comes)
Evil comes... in every size

(Na na-na-na na, fuck you!)