The Art Of Fucking Kids (Pedophile In Practice) Lyrics

"Some of my best friends are pedophiles!"

I like to watch them, I like their style
Some day I might be a pedophile
I practice I perform on drunk midgets
Home my skill with danger and with digits
Nearly ready for someone's kid
I'll hunt one down do you know where yours is?
With me
I said I know your mum
Now fucking her small bum
Then???
I lubed up both my hands
V and A cause I can
She died due to bad things I committed a million sins
With odds and ends but most with friends
We had fun using fear urine and diarrea
Dull steel strong will soft flesh a test your girl sick world
The art of fucking kids fuck your kid?
Yes I did
She tried to flee looking funny genitals constantly runny
Small shit smeared scared wanting mummy
I'm a paedophile in practice