Even a Sailor Can Go Wrong Lyrics

I am a sailor
Got hair on my chest
Big tattooes of girls with wiggly breasts
I've been at sea
For more than ten months
Girls, the drinks are on me
God, I didn't even know

The dikes were dudes
I think that's too crude
The men were women
The world is moving too fast for all us seamen
The guys were gays
Hey, what can I say
The lady's a gent
My name is Bent

We went to her room
Couldn't get there too son
When she undressed
Made my mind a mess
I really started thinking
Were these my pleasures winking
Me goodbye
I started to cry

‘Cos the dikes were dudes
I think that's too crude
The man was a woman
The world is moving too fast for all us seamen
The guys were gays
Hey, what can I say
The lady's a gent
My name is Bent

I am a sailor lost in Thailand
I thought I had scored the big time
Now I've paid for what I don't like
Now I'm gonna kill you – dike

I've been in action
For satisfaction
I couldn't get none
I just didn't come
My mind's still not at ease
Because of that tease
Now I live with the sleaze
My sexlife's in the freeze

I want a bitch
A bitch with some great big tits
I want a lady
A man would drive me crazy
I was in decay
Woman, you made my day
You're heaven sent
My name is Bent