Poottah Lyrics

Three men went out with their heads on quite right
To fight to get wild things in sight
Their ties not too lose, no time for a snooze
Their colour of skin, it was white
Their mission, in heat they should find
Wild beasts for Mr. Kite
His circus, it had no more visitors in sight
Not even a cat that could growl

But deep in the jungle, Chief Poot and his Ahs
They did not like unexpected guests
They had this game with caught ones who came
A sort of quiz, you could say

As days went by, their time ran short
There was not a pet around
They had to find more teeth and more claws
To satisfy the need of the Kite
To find all this stuff, the jungle grew deeper
And deeper and so it would seem
Chief Poot and his Ahs would soon be aware
That someone was way to close

Then late one night Sly Bronson was caught
His head was pointing south
The Ahs were there in less than a sec
Even Rambo wouldn't stand a hope

Tied to the stick in the centre of all
Without his Bondwatch he was
He started to sweat, he started to cry
He didn't even notice Chief Poot
With use of what they had, they got his tongue rolling
He couldn't but tell their canmp palce
The Ahs and Chief Poot prepared for tomorrow
The beginning of the end

Tied to three sticks in the centre of all
Hundreds of Ahs were all around
Tension was rising as time it grew nearer
Time for the quiz

Chief Poot came into the arena
Quietness fell as monsoon
The first question asked: "Poottah or death?"
What poottah was, was not explained
But could it possibly be worse than death
Really no one could tell
Sly Bronson, the spaniard though had an idea
"Pootah the sentence for me!"

Fifty little black men came up from behind
Doing their thing up his rear end
Leaving him halfway to death
The question was put to D.J.
Gang bang
He also chose this pootah thing
But this time a hundred were there

Now if they doubled each time and they were enough
Your shit would be white for a couple of years
"Up your ass" Pal Bao thought "Just let me have death"
the Ahs started smiling so still
(Chief Poot nearing his body as the sentence was passed)
"DEATH BY POOTAH!"