Sgt. Baker Lyrics
| Band | |
|---|---|
| Album | Sailing the Seas of Cheese(1991) |
| Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
| Genres | Alternative Metal, Funk Metal, Experimental Rock |
| Labels | Interscope Records |
| Ranked | #125 for 1991 , #7,329 all-time |
Album rating : 78.3 / 100
Votes : 9
Votes : 9
3. Sgt. Baker (4:16)
[Verse 1]
Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
"Yes sir, yes sir!"
[Pre-Chorus]
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all just a bit like me
[Chorus]
I said: right, left, right, left
[Verse 2]
Sgt. Baker here again
And if you calls me "Puddin' Tame"
I'll stomp you down, boy
Uh huh!
Steers and queers, steers and queers
Where you come from there's just
Steers and queers
And you ain't got no horns, boy
"Yes sir, yes sir!"
[Pre-Chorus]
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all just a bit like me
[Chorus]
I said: right, left, right, left
Right, left, right, left
One, two!
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 1]
Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
"Yes sir, yes sir!"
[Chorus]
I said: right, left, right, left
Right, left, right, left
Right, left, right, left
I said: right, left, right, left
Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
"Yes sir, yes sir!"
[Pre-Chorus]
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all just a bit like me
[Chorus]
I said: right, left, right, left
[Verse 2]
Sgt. Baker here again
And if you calls me "Puddin' Tame"
I'll stomp you down, boy
Uh huh!
Steers and queers, steers and queers
Where you come from there's just
Steers and queers
And you ain't got no horns, boy
"Yes sir, yes sir!"
[Pre-Chorus]
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
To make you all just a bit like me
[Chorus]
I said: right, left, right, left
Right, left, right, left
One, two!
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 1]
Sgt. Baker is my name
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare
Suddenly it appears to me
You got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy
"Yes sir, yes sir!"
[Chorus]
I said: right, left, right, left
Right, left, right, left
Right, left, right, left
I said: right, left, right, left
Sailing the Seas of Cheese - Lyrics
Sailing the Seas of Cheese - Album Credits
Members
- Les Claypool : Electric Bass, String Bass, Six-string Fretless Bass, Clarinet, Vocals
- Larry LaLonde : Electric Guitar, Six-string Banjo
- Tim "Herb" Alexander : Drums, Water Jug
- Jay Lane : Drums on Tracks 14 & 15
Additional musicians
- Mike Bordin : Two-skinned Foreskin Drum
- Adam Gates : Additional Fisherman
- Lance Link : Additional Fisherman
- Trouz : Whistle
- Tom Waits : Voice of Tommy the Cat
- Matt Winegar : Accordion
- Bastardos
- Adam Gates, Puffster, Herb, Ler, Les : Vocals
- MIRV Haggard, Todd Huth, Derek Greenberg, Matt Winegar, Ler : Guitars
- Butthouse, Adam Gates, Les : Bass
- Brain Mantia, Mike Bordin, Herb : Drums
Other staff
- Chris Bellman : Mastering
- Primus : Producer
- Ron Rigler : Engineering
- Tom Whalley : A&R Director
- Paul Haggard : Jacket Design, Photography
- Mark Kohr : Cheese Coordinator, Scenery
- Michael Lavine : Band Photo
- Mitch Romanowski : Ship (sculpture)
- Snap : Airbrushing
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