Fuck Everybody Lyrics

YEAH.....

Stupid fuckin' bitch in the fast-lane almost hit my car
Checkin' her fuckin' Snapchat on her motherfucking phone
Tried to wave an officer down, he was on Instagram

Fuck Everybody
Everybody can suck my dick

Stinky fuckin' dude on the airplane didn't wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside the carcass of a whale
Flight from LA to Toronto he sat in my fuckin' row

Fuck Everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Fuck Everybody
Everybody can suck my dick

Stepped into some dog shit
Coming home last night, in my fucking driveway
And I donʼt even own a dog
Pick up after your mastiff you lazy fucking cunt

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Everbody
Everybody can suck my dick

Everybody can suck my fuckin' dick
Everybody can lick my motherfuckin' balls

Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick


Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte with whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
The dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first

Fuck everybody
Fuck everybody
Fuck everybody

Fuck everybody
Everybody can suck my dick
Fuck everbody
Everybody can suck my motherfuckin' dick

EVERYONE CAN SUCK MY FUCKIN' DICK