| 1. | Baby, You Make Me Wish I Had Three Hands | 0:05 | - | 0 |
| 2. | Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It 'Til After Marriage | 1:13 | - | 0 |
| 3. | Honey, I've Never Had Sex that Wasn't Awkward | 1:26 | - | 0 |
| 4. | Before I Die, I'm Gonna Fuck Me a Fish | 1:15 | - | 0 |
| 5. | Here, Take this Pill | 1:45 | - | 0 |
| 6. | How to Survive a Vicious Cock Fight | 1:24 | - | 0 |
| 7. | Paraphilia | 2:00 | - | 0 |
| 8. | Just Out of Curiosity, Are Your Parents Siblings? | 0:44 | - | 0 |
| 9. | 8 Dead, 9 If You Count the Fetus | 1:18 | - | 0 |
| 10. | Man-Dude vs. Dude-Brah (Where's the Party At?) | 1:04 | - | 0 |
| 11. | Let's Go Halvsies on a Bastard | 1:18 | - | 0 |
| 12. | A Portable Death Ray and a Sterile Claw Hammer | 1:38 | - | 0 |
| 13. | Pogonotrophy: Part I - The Hunter | 0:24 | - | 0 |
| 14. | Pogonotrophy: Part II - The Parasite | 3:17 | - | 0 |
