Tavern Slam Jam Lyrics

Pour me another alemaster

Upon our banner
We'll raise our beverages
Bar brawlin', tavern slam jam is near

From far astray, they've gathered
Elves and mages, goblins attended
'Tis the night, so ever rapturous

Enter the cellar
A brewer's legacy

Tread forth and taste, a drop of the spirit cask
The golden fluorescent liquified
An enchanting gloom resides
For the zeal of resurrection

All factions desire
The tavern's alemaster is an all-granting apparition
Barstools are flying, roughhousing and fighting
Boozin' clashin' drunken laughter into the night

Mystical tavern
Quench our thirst and let us feast until the last

Men stands
In this relentless obligation
Revered by the transcendent host
Forever bound

Fill the halls with clamor
Unite the guilds, light the beacons
For all have mustered as one
In the final hour

The blunt force trauma reached critical heights
As the paladins foehammered the last remaining contestants
Out of the ring, into oblivion

For the hallowed elixir
Eternal bond to the victor
The moon revealed our passages
An enterprise among higher begins

Ominous paragraph
Torn from the tome of old
Despised is his name
Redivise the divine obelisk

Tavern slam jam, night of boozin'
Cask consuming legends
Chug, chug, chug, chug