Joe Dirt Lyrics

Born into a test tube marked dull with "torture" down on one side. Now, as my mother sprays, I see her blood turn to jello. Our collection of conquests grows, spraying rooms one by one Spray can in hand soak all. Spray can in hand soak it all. Mother, mother, come quick, come quick. It's quite the sight, come quick. Mother, get the camera, you must see this. And I don't want to be here when I am 39, with this dining room set, or this 14 year old Queen sized waterbed. This home entertainment system full of way too many ceramic kittens.
They, they've finally eaten off the remainder of my face. Spray can in hand, soak it all now. Mother, mother, the spray is just too thick. It's quite the sight, you're all I have. Mother, enjoy the show now, the spray still drips. Yeah, it still drips.