Merry Blah Blah Blah Lyrics

Have a merry something
and a happy blah blah blah.

The winter snow is falling
and the happy sleigh bells ring.
The jolly fat man checks
his list to see what he will bring.

If someone's being naughty,
write to the man in red then
underneath that special tree
you'll find his severed head.

When Santa gets your letter
and he will know just what to do,
this year he will retaliate for you.

Something, something blah blah to you,
all the sincere wishes come true.

I put vengeance on my wish list
and that's what Santa brought.
So have a merry something
and a happy blah blah blah.

You eat those pigs and turkeys
because they taste so good.
Well Santa made their wish come
true and now they're eating you.

Trees will cut down people
and put them up inside
They stand there on their bloody
stumps, dry out and mummify.

When Santa gets your letter
and he will know just what to do,
this year he will retaliate for you.

Something, something blah blah to you,
all the sincere wishes come true.

I put vengeance on my wish list
and that's what Santa brought.
So have a merry something
and a happy blah blah blah.

Ho-ho-ho! Happy Hellidaze!

Something, something blah blah to you,
all the sincere wishes come true.

I put vengeance on my wish list
and that's what Santa brought.
So have a merry something
and a happy blah blah blah.