He's Dead Jim (The Functional Idiots cover) Lyrics

Please don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spock
cause if you do, I know that I'll be dead by 1 o'clock
Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite
Bones will look at Jim and say I'm just a doctor Dammit!

I'm an extra - on Star Trek
It's my break - on TV
the fourth man in the landing crew
It's the last you'll see of me

Thy didn't ask me if I wanted to go
and if they did - I would have told them NO
Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be
Everytime they beam down four they only beam back three

I'm an extra - on Star Trek
It's my break - on TV
the fourth man in the landing crew
It's the last you'll see of me

So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer
Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer
The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew
So you beam down - I'll stay aboard and have some tribal stew

I'm an extra - on Star Trek
It's my break - on TV
the fourth man in the landing crew
It's the last you'll see of me!