His-And-Hers Implants Lyrics

I plan to keep my next implant in place
For a minimum of a week,
Possibly up to two
If the experiments are successful,
We would then place implants into
two people at the same time.
DW = *(PPE1 PPE1BAR)' * (PPE1 PPE1BAR)
We'd like to send movement
And emotion signals
From one person
To the other,
Possibly via the internet.
My wife, Irena.
Has bravely volunteered
To go ahead with his-and-hers implants.
The way she puts it is that
If anyone is going to jack
Into my limbic system to know definitely
When I'm feeling happy, depressed, angry, or
even sexually aroused she wants it to be her.
M1 = M1+DW
Irena and I will investigate
The whole range of emotion and sensation.
If I move a hand or finger,
Then send those signals to Irena,
Will she make the same movement?
Might she feel the same pain as I do?
If I sprained my ankle,
Could I send the signal to Irena
To make her feel as though
She has injured herself?
We know that different people have
Varying emotional responses
To the same stimulus.
If I send a particular signal to her,
Will she recognize it in the same way?
What her brain can comprehend
In terms of my neural impulses
Is completely unknown.