Veteran of Looserhood Lyrics

Veteran of loserhood, elite couchmaster
Done, paid his dues, bitter and sneering
Where were you in ’86?
The sum of your achievements,
Crushed like so many beer cans
I don’t care where you were back in the day
Now you’re a neurotic, depressed, inflated waste
The twinkle in your puppy eyes has faded
Now you’re an old dog and you smell like shit
Self-righteous pouter, worthless and jaded
The twinkle in your puppy eyes has faded
Now you’re just an old dog and you smell like shit