Ant and Dec vs. The Evil Dead Lyrics

A night filled with incantations, demonic devastation.
Dusk falls upon these woods, this evening will end drenched in blood.
This cabin’s isolated, trees nearby are animated.
The bridge collapses down; “we’ll never make it back to town!”

Discover cursed book.
Peek inside, take a look.
Horrors start to unfold.
A gripping fear takes hold.
Thick Fog now fills the air.
Beloved TV pair, Together must prepare to fight the evil dead.

Awoke from ancient slumber, this demon will outnumber.
Cat Deeleys now possessed, plunge that dagger through her chest.
To live you must remember, bodies must always be dismembered.
Cut, carve, limb from limb. gore-soaked walls, it’s rather grim.

This hell will never end, Madness starts to descend.
(Dermot) O’Leary tried to flee, and got raped by a tree.
The chainsaw in the shed, Close friends they will be-head.
Fire up the blade, Witness the grotesque display.

Groovy! Let’s get ready to rumble!

Utter those sacred words, This curse it will reverse.
A vortex back in time, Will split across the sky.
Sent back from where it came, They’ll never be the same.
Nightfall they’ll always dread.
Fear the evil dead!