Noel's Haunted House Party Lyrics

A dark presence looming in the air.
Night falls, somethings creeping up the stairs.
Blood starts to trickle down these walls,
Mr.Blobby haunts these halls!

Noel Edmonds tucked up tight inside his bed.
Convinced the voices are inside his head.
A figure from his past, returned for him.
Out from the black he sees a toothy grin.
Noel sits upright in bed and shakes in fear.
His fate is sealed, he knows the end is near.
Windows open and curtains wildly flail. He screams out to no avail.

“You gave me life. They all loved me. 7 long years. You abandoned me! “

A dark presence looming in the air.
Night falls, somethings creeping up the stairs.
Blood starts to trickle down these walls,
Mr.Blobby haunts these halls!

Nightmarish hell awakens.
He’s been so long forsaken.
Building starts crumbling down.
He’s here to claim his golden crown.
A portal to damnation spawns evil congregation.
He’s pink with yellow spots, Noel’s time is up, he’s soon to rot in hell…

“You gave me life. Their love was real. I am death. Deal or no deal?”

A dark presence looming in the air.
Night falls, somethings creeping up the stairs.
Blood starts to trickle down these walls,
Mr.Blobby haunts these halls!