Whose Child is This? Lyrics

Whose child is this? It's not fucking mine! I don't like children unless they are dead. It shit itself, and the diaper drips. I don't want to be a parent.
Piss, piss off you goddamn shit, I don't want to deal with this baby shit!
Don't, don't come near me you monster. Don't get me fucking angry.

Why did God forsake me with this task? I am NOT cut out to babysit. This is a demon, not an infant, I just want some fucking sleep...
Please, please come and get your spawn, because it is not my problem!
Why, why did you let it live?... Because I'd have had it aborted...

Why bring your kid into a packed mall where you leave it alone next to me? I look at it, and it starts to cry; it must think I'm fucking ugly.
Fuck, fuck your seed! I am done! I am putting it in the dumpster.
Suck, sucks to be you, you are by far the worst parent I've seen yet.

Life, life sucks when you have kids. Don't let people tell you differently.
Die, die in a fucking fire if you cannot stop fucking breeding.