I'm Getting Buttfucked for Christmas Lyrics

I'm getting buttfucked for Christmas!
My cellmate "Daddy"'s a fag.
I'm getting buttfucked for Christmas,
'Cause I am a prison boyfriend!

I tried to burn the local church: they called the cops on me.
I did coke in a roadside search: I had the cops on me.
I set the neighbor's dog on fire; stunned it, then I built a pyre.
Burned it, watched its life expire: they called the cops on me.

I'm getting buttfucked for Christmas!
My cellmate "Daddy"'s a fag.
I'm getting buttfucked for Christmas,
'Cause I am a prison boyfriend!

I took a shit on Walmart's floor: they called the cops on me.
I beat my wife a little more: she called the cops on me.
I sucked a dick for just a dime, swallowed up his penis slime.
Prostitution is a crime: he called the cops on me.

I'm getting buttfucked for Christmas!
My cellmate "Daddy"'s a fag.
I'm getting buttfucked for Christmas,
'Cause I am a prison boyfriend!

So, you'd better not suck, whatever you do.
'Cause if you're caught, I'm warning you.
You'll get buttfucked for Christmas!