Rubber Duck Fuck Lyrics

Sitting in the bathtub,
Getting squeaky clean.
I'm playing with my pecker.
My Ducky scrubs with soap.

I'm crawling into bed,
Without my PJs on.
I brought my Ducky with me;
It's time to have some fun.

Give my ring a little touch;
I want to take it up the butt.
Ducky might be a little much
And I'm afraid I'll cream.

Maybe I will get Mommy's help;
But she is helping Daddy felch.
I guess I oughta take the plunge
And push Ducky in deep.

It hurts so good!
Anus tearing, jizz expulsion.
Cock becomes banana peel;
I tip my fedora in euphoria.