Adolph The "Alt-Right" Reigndeer Lyrics

You know David, and Perry, and Puzder, and Romney.
Carson, and Kasich, and Mike Pence, and Bannon.
But do you recall, the most fascist Reigndeer of all?

Adolph the "Alt-Right" Reigndeer (Reigndeer),
Had a really racist view (He's a scumbag),
And if you ever saw him (Kill him),
You could really say he blows (Suck a fat one),
All of the other Reigndeer (Reigndeer),
Accurately called him names (Like a Nazi),
They didn't want poor Adolph (Adolph),
Joining in the White House games (He's an asshole).

Then one fucking Christmas Eve, Satan came to say:
"Adolph, you'll bring the Fourth Reich if you win office tonight."

Then all the Reigndeer feared him (Feared him),
In their abject misery (Kill me),
Adolph the "Alt-Right" Reigndeer (Reigndeer),
Donald Trump's a big mistake!