Fecal Alcohol Syndrome Lyrics

A consistently high fecal concentration in the
Blood of the mother and the fetus
Malformations in the developing organs
George, born with craniofacial defects
An embryonic tumor chewed up between his teeth

Constantly shoveling his own feces into his mouth
A shit-eaten, shit-eating grin plastered on his face
George, unrepentant in his misunderstanding of
Personal boundaries, arrested at the zoo
Laughing and dancing with
His head lodged in a zebra's ass

Found unmanageable
George retreated from society
And was left to his own devices
Poetry, fine cognac and
An inappropriate hunger
For three squares of
His own waste every day