Asphyxia from Involuntary Submersion in Human Waste Lyrics

Worshiping Christ before Arthur's alter
A bath tub filled with 2 years of Arthur's shit
But on this terrible day, a merciless fate decrees that
Arthur become the prey of an agnostic cat burglar
Arthur's arm placed into a chicken wing and smashed
His elbow snaps into six and then his other arm as well snapped into bits
Grabbed by the hair and indignantly slammed face first into the tub
Asphyxia from involuntary submersion in his own fucking shit
Oxygen starvation while fully immersed in a vat of human waste
Until the breathing reflex increases to the point of inhalation
Involuntary coughing and swallowing, allowing more feces into the airway
Shit enters the stomach and the drowning continues
Eyes wide open, a darkening world overcomes the will to live
Lungs now fill with shit, no more transport of oxygen to the brain
In death, his eyes are too small pieces of coal pressed into fat lumps of dough
As they buckle under the weight of God's shit inside his holy asshole