Grotesque Instance of Obscene Protoplasmic Devastation Lyrics

Contoured seat pan to provide comfort
Frame reinforced by U shaped brackets
Embossed hinges for additional strength
Plastic fucking glides to protect flooring

Portable and ideal for many uses
Durable construction, chip-resistant
Folds flat for convenient storage
Best suited for indoor use

A fucking brutal overhead swing
An enormous open head injury
An explosion of blood from shattered skull
A brain injury over a wide area

Broken chair punched through intestines
Flesh hacked apart and organs destroyed
Forced removal of intestine with folding chair
Crashed up through ribcage punctured lungs

Ritualized slaughter and shredding of skin
Head crushed and battered with affordable burgundy chair
Futile defensive wounds beaten into flailing arms
I'm a thief and a shit kicker and I'd like to be famous

Oh God this neighborhood is hideous
I'm scared that rats will come out and bite my new nylons