Stench of Vomit, Vomit of Stench Lyrics

There was once a princess who lived underwater
A lady so beautiful but God had blessed her with cancer
A blood hungry shark trying to conquer the world
Chewed off her arms while she was surfing one day
The princess was depressed unable to wave
Hoping to get married on the beach or something
Her buddies still surf, a chunk bitten out of her board
A major bummer but it's still chill man

It was the day that Jesus cried
From inside his gore soaked shack
Philanthro was her princess name
And all day she walked around nimbly
Stench of vomit, vomit of stench
We stabber her until we could stab her no more
Stench of vomit, vomit of stench
We were kicked out of the sophomore honor society

It was the day that Jesus got amnesia
From inside his shack draped with gore
Philanthro was her princess name
And her goatee crept down from her chin

Stench of vomit, vomit of stench
We stabbed her until we could stab no more
Stench of vomit, vomit of stench
We were kicked out of the sophomore honor society