Phlegm Fatale Lyrics

Mucus produced by the respiratory system
Excluding that from the nasal passages and
Particularity that which is expelled by coughing
Sluggish and apathetic behavior brought on
By parasitic and infectious disease causes
An awkward gait down a flight of stairs
Chronic illness turns a lonely curling fan into
AN unsuspecting victim of phlegm fatale
Smoky in one hand, program in the other
Another coughing fit and a loogy is hawked
For there is no one else around these nosebleed seats
A downward spiraling tam O'Shatner symbolizes the end
A body flies down 40 flights of stairs
From the nosebleed seats to the curling rink below
Chronic illness turns a lonely curling fan into
An unsuspecting victim of phlegm fatale
The corpse accidentally illuminated upon the jumbotron
An error of judgement imposed upon the aging folk
Slight illness turned deadly, thank God the witnesses are drunk