Q: Mutilated with Chainsaw? A: Split with Maul and Cannibalized Lyrics

The folding chairs were thrown full force into the fire
that was lit using petrol and the Audi's spare tire
Five fucking drunk campers five fucking miles
Into Bird's Hill Park where our fucking story begins

We tried in vain to set up the 8 man tent but
There was a breach of trust with fraudulent intent
We took turns screaming at the aluminum poles
As the sun descended and the chairs turned to coal

200 beers later hardly able to string a sentence
Praying to the tent int the rain for 11th hour repentance
Out from the brush emerged a cannibalistic killer
We turned and screamed like it was fuckin' "Thriller"
I knocked over the bowl of bread and butter picles
Stabbed in the eye, my eyeball glaze began to trickle
Throats slashed to shit, blood flying in every direction
Sodomy after murder as a result of cannibalistic erection

We were fucking shit upon
Colostomy Bag's guitar picks soaking in urine
We were fucking shit upon again
Grimmgore's guitar picks buried under feces

All bodies murdered, and defecated upon again and again
Sodomizing and partially devoured as part of the human food chain
The now drunk killer barfed our remains upon the camp site
The feeling of flesh soaked in alcohol did not feel right
Too fucking drunk by eating our fucked and murdered band
We are much too brutal for Furley roper upon this parcel of land