Sledgehammer Holocaust (Shit and Bone Infused) Lyrics

Holy fuck Stu, beware a hot load of liquid shit
Bursting out of your hole as you attempt to sit down
Before said buttsplosion forces its way out
you don't want to miss the bowl altogether
And nestle down upon your nest of hot crap
Splooched all over the back of the seat, eh?
And as if that's not enough (it's never enough)
Try not to accidently piss out of your pisser

Overtop the rim and onto the back of your
En-ankled fuckin' pantaloon, fuckin' hell...
Sitting in a hot n' fresh pile of lava-esque shit
While trying to decide hot to explain your wet ass

Is truly a dark, quiet Hell, as I'm sure you know...
And farting only spreads the shit about your backside
Say hello to a half roll of shit tickets...

I enter the stall sledgehammer in hand
And use both hands to start swinging
While Stu sits helpless upon his throne
Creating violent impacts upon his body
Almost slipping on feces

Flesh and bones collapse before me
Driven deep into shit soaked ground
Mutilated and bloody upon destroyed toilet
Say goodbye to functioning shit ticket holder