Dingleberry Ice Cream Lyrics

Hebert still lives at his mother's home
And has irritable bowel syndrome.

Él ten 35 anhos i joga bídeojogos,
Lé libros de caramonos i nun ten rapazas.

He wears bifocals and a trench coat,
Has a pedo beard and a gassy stomatch that starts to bloat.
"Must have been those goddamn beans," he reckon'd.
Hopefully that won't start an Armageddon!

I ende bai el na carrinha de la Family Frost?
Ten de bender giladicos, cumo un berdadeiro home de ls gilados.

Herbert also has Ambras syndrome in his butt,
Whose excessive hair he always has to cut.
Since he forgot he is now quite hairy
And faces the problematic dingleberry.

All of the sudden he senses looseness of his intestine
And no other place could be destined:
He shat all over the ice cream,
Which kept on running downstream.

As the kids start coming by
He had this one thing to reply:
"Straciatella is today's favorite
And I am sure you will savor it."

Quando eilhes acabórun, él dixe:
- You tengo mas ancaixa se vós quejirdes!
And enunciating the rule he begins:
- Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

Dingleberry ice cream, dingleberry ice cream!
It is even better than a wet dream!