Star Whores Lyrics

Met these intergalactic skanks
That were real sperm banks.
They fought with dildo sabers
And had long cock raiders.
Their vaginas were a black hole
Swallowing penises in its whole.
They humped the Jedi Master
Put his dick in a plaster.
With booty hunters they got befriended,
Sometimes too much in and out got limbs distended.

These chicks dig the dark force
As well as getting on all fours.
Among them was Princess LayHer
Said to always say a prayer.

Go Star Whores, and may the foreskin be with you!

Since she got often on her knees
And sucked with expertise.
Screwed this fellow Imperial
But his penis was venereal.

She also met Darth Invader
Sadly he was a fanny evader.
He was as gayer than Elton John
And switched her for an ass to stick on.