Fecal Torpedo Lyrics
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Album | Porntugal (Portuguese Vagitarian Gastronomy)(2018) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Death Metal, Grindcore |
Labels | Rotten Roll Rex |
Album rating : –
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3. Fecal Torpedo (2:17)
Got explosive diarrhea,
Wonder if it was from a nasty tortilla...
Shit came shooting out in squirts,
Thought my anus was writing in Morse.
Suddenly I started to spew.
Figured I had the Asian flu!
Went straight to the hospital,
But the vomiting was unstoppable.
Threw all over nurses' boobs.
Even puked carrots in cubes!
Thought I was meeting my end,
As I felt my butthole distend.
Got all feverish and sweaty,
Didn't even get a boner with nurse Betty.
And as the stomach pain got more intense,
Things started to make sense:
I'll die without a hump
And I could really use some suction pump.
As a I saw an old lady in coma
I figured: "why not hit her with my cobra?!"
Turns out it was just food poisoning from a burrito,
That turned into a fecal torpedo.
Still a totally worthy pussy,
Even though massively bushy.
Wonder if it was from a nasty tortilla...
Shit came shooting out in squirts,
Thought my anus was writing in Morse.
Suddenly I started to spew.
Figured I had the Asian flu!
Went straight to the hospital,
But the vomiting was unstoppable.
Threw all over nurses' boobs.
Even puked carrots in cubes!
Thought I was meeting my end,
As I felt my butthole distend.
Got all feverish and sweaty,
Didn't even get a boner with nurse Betty.
And as the stomach pain got more intense,
Things started to make sense:
I'll die without a hump
And I could really use some suction pump.
As a I saw an old lady in coma
I figured: "why not hit her with my cobra?!"
Turns out it was just food poisoning from a burrito,
That turned into a fecal torpedo.
Still a totally worthy pussy,
Even though massively bushy.
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Porntugal (Portuguese Vagitarian Gastronomy) - Lyrics
Porntugal (Portuguese Vagitarian Gastronomy) - Album Credits
Members
- Paulo Ventura : Guitars, Vocals
- Carlos Guerra : Vocals
- Guilhermino Martins : Bass
- Ivan Saraiva : Drums
Additional musicians
- Susana Lima : Vocals (additional)
- Hugo Picamilho : Vocals (additional)
- Manuel Meirinhos : Vocals (additional) (track 10)
Other staff
- Marta Peneda : Artwork
- Guilhermino Martins : Producer
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