Fecal Torpedo Lyrics

Got explosive diarrhea,
Wonder if it was from a nasty tortilla...
Shit came shooting out in squirts,
Thought my anus was writing in Morse.

Suddenly I started to spew.
Figured I had the Asian flu!

Went straight to the hospital,
But the vomiting was unstoppable.
Threw all over nurses' boobs.
Even puked carrots in cubes!

Thought I was meeting my end,
As I felt my butthole distend.
Got all feverish and sweaty,
Didn't even get a boner with nurse Betty.

And as the stomach pain got more intense,
Things started to make sense:
I'll die without a hump
And I could really use some suction pump.

As a I saw an old lady in coma
I figured: "why not hit her with my cobra?!"

Turns out it was just food poisoning from a burrito,
That turned into a fecal torpedo.
Still a totally worthy pussy,
Even though massively bushy.