Pornocchio Lyrics

His name is Pornocchio,
He mounts chicks like he's in a rodeo.
He's a self-confessed vaginator,
And a genital exercise vindicator.

His sperminal velocity goes off the charts,
And he is the expert of female private parts.
Once a broad gave him toothy blowjob
That almost pulled out his manly knob.

On another occasion he was eating a pussy
And almost chocked because it was so bushy.
Pornocchio is also known as the cocktopus
‘Cause he shags so damn good he must come with eight cocks plus.

He gets pussy so frequently
Thus doing pubic flossing easily.
His penis is an inter-continental ballistic projectile
Made for what's vaginal and avoiding the rectal.

He has a tyrannosaurus prick
Making all others look like a toothpick.
He is specially good when he lies
‘Cause his wooden thing oversizes.

His life is an ejaculatory inevitability
And masturbation is only a recreational facility.
Also you shouldn't masturbate too much, even though it calms,
It's a fact it gives you hairy palms.