Happy Fornication Lyrics
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Album | Star Whores(2015) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Death Metal, Grindcore |
Labels | Rotten Roll Rex |
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5. Happy Fornication (3:39)
Have been Mr. Single for a while
Got no females in a square mile.
Already have calluses in my hands,
Too much masturbation no one withstands.
Now and then I try a household device,
But even that won't suffice.
Got myself so delirious
That my neighbor's goat looks kind of vicious.
The other day I whacked off with a plunger
Almost got me a penile puncture.
I'm so happy, ohhh.
Even brought my proctologist appointment ahead
And stuck my dick in a banana bread.
All I wanted was a happy fornication
But chicks don't dig me ‘cause of my genital malformation.
Went down to the bar to get intoxicated
Met some broads and got animated.
Spotted a girl and we drank ‘til late
End up trying to rise the birth rate.
Next morning I had a huge hangover
Still I wish I wasn't sober!
Liquor doesn't teach you to spot a transvestite,
Thought her name was Rita but no, it was Yosemite!
Got no females in a square mile.
Already have calluses in my hands,
Too much masturbation no one withstands.
Now and then I try a household device,
But even that won't suffice.
Got myself so delirious
That my neighbor's goat looks kind of vicious.
The other day I whacked off with a plunger
Almost got me a penile puncture.
I'm so happy, ohhh.
Even brought my proctologist appointment ahead
And stuck my dick in a banana bread.
All I wanted was a happy fornication
But chicks don't dig me ‘cause of my genital malformation.
Went down to the bar to get intoxicated
Met some broads and got animated.
Spotted a girl and we drank ‘til late
End up trying to rise the birth rate.
Next morning I had a huge hangover
Still I wish I wasn't sober!
Liquor doesn't teach you to spot a transvestite,
Thought her name was Rita but no, it was Yosemite!
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Star Whores - Lyrics
Star Whores - Album Credits
Members
- Paulo Ventura : Guitars, Vocals
- Carlos Guerra : Vocals
- Guilhermino Martins : Bass
- Ivan Saraiva : Drums
Additional musicians
- Sérgio Páscoa : Portuguese Guitar
Other staff
- Marta Peneda : Artwork