Testicular Torsion Lyrics
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Album | Star Whores(2015) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Death Metal, Grindcore |
Labels | Rotten Roll Rex |
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8. Testicular Torsion (2:29)
I was fasting,
My penis had no action.
He was depressed and friendless,
Had no hole to fit in.
Tried manual decompression,
Put my ding dong in a fan,
Even used the vacuum cleaner
And stuffed it in an apple pie.
Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling
All day long my cock was sticking up.
So I found this obese chick
She was horrendous but had no dick.
She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs,
But still she had a fanny.
Once she humped me,
She gave me testicular torsion.
Bloody fat chick,
Now my balls are all twisted!
Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling
All day long my cock was sticking up.
So I found this obese chick
She was horrendous but had no dick.
She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs,
But still she had a fanny.
Testicular torsion, testicular torsion.
My penis had no action.
He was depressed and friendless,
Had no hole to fit in.
Tried manual decompression,
Put my ding dong in a fan,
Even used the vacuum cleaner
And stuffed it in an apple pie.
Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling
All day long my cock was sticking up.
So I found this obese chick
She was horrendous but had no dick.
She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs,
But still she had a fanny.
Once she humped me,
She gave me testicular torsion.
Bloody fat chick,
Now my balls are all twisted!
Nothing seemed to reduce the swelling
All day long my cock was sticking up.
So I found this obese chick
She was horrendous but had no dick.
She was so fat she had front, side and back boobs,
But still she had a fanny.
Testicular torsion, testicular torsion.
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Members
- Paulo Ventura : Guitars, Vocals
- Carlos Guerra : Vocals
- Guilhermino Martins : Bass
- Ivan Saraiva : Drums
Additional musicians
- Sérgio Páscoa : Portuguese Guitar
Other staff
- Marta Peneda : Artwork