Jingle Bell Slam Lyrics

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell slam
Pringles cans chime
In pringle can time
Stabbing and gutting
A dozen stupid whores
Behind locked closed doors

As we await Saint Nick this glorious holiday
I'm on a murder spree that consumes me day by day
From every commie to every stuck up feminist bitch
I hack them open and then throw them in a snowy ditch
My gory deeds and actions make Christmas a little better
The appendages of the inferior I will now sever
And throw about the trees to behave as a gory wreath
Jingle Bell Slam is the lifestyle that I choose to lead