Jolly Old Saint Dickolas Lyrics

Christmas Eve has come and gone since the days of old
I have never seen Santa before and I just need to know
I creep downstairs and what I see I never would expect
Santa and my cousin Mandy having hardcore sex
He whips out his jolly big dick and puts it in her flabby tits
Mandy spits a big old chaw of Copenhagen on his dick
The trailer rocks back and forth all through the night
I beat my meat visciously to this disturbing sight
Mandy begs for Old Saint Nick to fuck her in the butt
I didn't know my cousin Mandy was such a giant slut
She cries out loudly as she begins to shit all over the place
And Santa pulls his meat out and busts a load on her face