Raping A Fatass Feminazi With A Sharpened Candy Cane Lyrics

Working my shift one evening at Santa's workshop
One of my fat whiny coworkers whines about the wage gap
The wage gap don't exist and she begins to yell at me
So I wait til after work for her to come out of the factory
I push her fat ass over and roll her into a dark corner
As she autisticly screeches I pull out my candy cane and stab her
The sharpened end plunges deep into her crotch
As she screams about the patriarchy I muffle her with my cock
Eifel Towered by myself and my sharpened candy cane
Her mouth drools around my tiny elf dick as her crotch forms a blood stain
I stab her fifty times and then leave her for dead
These whiny ass third wave feminists fill my heart with dread
The snow covers her remains and she's never found again
But nobody here missed her and her obnoxious bitching
Everyone is happy and we move on with the holidays
Fuck your dumb opinions and remember that feminism's gay