The Slam.S.N.B.C. Holiday Special Lyrics

I give you a grand show on this Christmas Eve hour
Sit back and enjoy, I'm your host, Matt Lauer
For all the men, women, and children to see
I've taken back over M.S.N.B.C.
Here I have cuffed up a female news anchor
I pull down her jeans and then proceed to spank her
Pulling aside her panties unconsensually
I put my tiny piece of meat in her tight pussy
Families witnessing pure shock an awe
And here comes Alec Baldwin dressed as Santa Claus
Three inches of phallus stuffed into her mouth
As I proceed to poke her way down South
Here comes Amy Schumer and Bernie Sanders also
Cathy Griffin, Chelsea Manning, and Kevin Spacey, oh no
All the ladies and Bernie then whip out their dicks
And jack off all around the poor news anchor chick
They swap positions and Bernie gives her the poke
Amy busts a nut on her as she tells a poorly made joke
Cathy Griffin then whips out her throbbing fat dick
It's much bigger than mine, what the fuck, holy shit
All us celebrity perverts shower her in cum
Smearing her mascara as down her cheeks it runs
Over her pitiful cries and desperate moans
Nobody sees the door open to let in Alex Jones
With Clint Eastwood and Jeff Foxworthy by his side
He's hear to save our victim, we have nowhere to hide
Jeff Foxworthy puts a 40 cal round in Amy's spleen
As Clint Eastwood blows Cathy's dick to smithereens
A roaring chainsaw, the preffered weapon of Alex
Revving it up he then proceeds to gut Alec
Revenge has been made for his shitty SNL skit
Three rounds from Clint's M16 make Bernie's skull split
Jeff blows Kevin's brains into a week later
Points his gun at Chelsea and says "Time to die, traitor"
Two rounds to the knees knock her to floor
Then shot in the head, she now is no more
As I Matt Lauer, lay at Alex's mercy
He saws off my head for all the world to see
He frees the poor woman, she sadly needs a few stitches
The entire left wing are just whiny ass bitches