Mass Slaughtering Buzzfeed Reporters And Sending Their Amputated Genitals To Their Families In Holiday Gift Baskets Lyrics

As I roll through K Mart on my holiday shopping spree
Approaching me is one of those queers from the commie-ass buzzfeed
He then interrogates me about my rebel pride shirt
So I put a 357 round right up into his skirt
I torture him to the point of telling me all that he knows
I put the gun in his mouth and then force him to blow
I pull the trigger then put a round through his fucking head
What a relief it is that another commie is dead
He leaked his headquarters so that is where I'm heading now
Dozens of communists are going to die right now
I load my Ar-15 up with 30 fucking rounds
As I unload a dozen buzzfeeders fall to the ground
Once they're all dead I take my pocket knife into my hand
I amputate their genitals and then proceed to send
Their tiny balls and weiners to their commie families
And then I go back home and continue my shopping spree