Wrapping The Christmas Tree In The Entrails Of A Glowing One To Create A Putrid Luminescent Display Lyrics

My wife has bitched at me for weeks to prepare a Christmas tree
It sits there undecorated but looks just fine to me
But she demands and so I must go out this evening
With me I take my Gauss rifle, it's time to go hunting
I find a large pack of feral ghouls near a run down mall
I unload on the pack and their bodies begin to fall
Out of the midst of all of them a bright green light appears
Within it is the pack leader, mutated for several years
Every inch of his body glows with radiation
Which he uses to revive his pack to all of my frustrations
This won't stop me however as I gun them all back down
Then blow this glowing one's head off with a .500 magnum round
Now before his carcass I take out my bowie knife
To extract his glowing entrails to bring home to my wife
She was quite disgusted as I wrapped the Christmas tree
A bright green glowing display for the family to see