Shooting A Dozen Canadian Liberals With A White Plasma Rifle To Reduce Them To A Large Stream Of Semen And Then Forcing Chad Kroeger Through It Slip 'N Slide Style Lyrics

Thank you Canada for all that you've given us
Like your bullshit political opinions and Nickelback
In fact I think your libtard country really fucking sucks
From all your Sanders brown-nosers to your feminist sluts
I load up my white hot plasma rifle and open fire
Your bodies reduced to a pile of white goo befor my very eyes
Chad Kroeger sits here tied up there's nothing he can do
watching as his libtard friends all fucking die
I kick him in the back and through your gooey remains he slips
I laugh as he is covered in the aritifial seminal filth
He hits several rocks as he slides down the hill
Every bone in his body snapping
There he lies mangled and rotting at the bottom of the hill