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Santa Claus Sticking A Four Inch Piece Of PVC Pipe In His Prolapsed Asshole And Fitting It Through The Floor Of His Sleigh So He Can Discharge Rancid Fecaliths At Deadly Speeds And Rates Of Up To 600 Lyrics

Gutsnagged - Slamta Claws
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Slamta Claws

(2017)
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9. Santa Claus Sticking A Four Inch Piece Of PVC Pipe In His Prolapsed Asshole And Fitting It Through The Floor Of His Sleigh So He Can Discharge Rancid Fecaliths At Deadly Speeds And Rates Of Up To 600 (3:04)
Soaring through the skies late on Christmas Eve
Santa stops at Taco Bell for a bite to eat
As he flies into California his ass begins to stream
So Santa drops his trousers and prepares to shit into the streets
He inserts a piece of PVC to narrow his fecal discharge
Two tons of compressed shit then begin to blast
Into crowds of Clinton supporting protesting libtards
Shards of fecalith violently spray from his ass
Like a minigun it fires at such high speeds
Roaring across the sky as crowds of SJWs bleed
Fecaliths act like bullets as they shred apart his victims
Blasting open skulls and scattering dismembered limbs
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Gutsnagged - Slamta Claws
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