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Lawrence & Associates 1997, end of year breakup. Claude gets the courage to approach Catherine from accounts.
Awkwardly, he says hello, feeling very threatened and self-conscious.
He distracts her and slips GHB into her champagne.

She becomes weak and feels very nauseous. He comforts her and leads her to the stairwell.
Catherine falls onto the concrete stairs. Clause quickly swoops in behind her. His penis weeps.

He whips down her pants, he peels apart her little, white butt cheeks,
delighted at the sight of mild yellowing from a little poo she had done before straightening her hair for the party.
Claude buries his face deep, inhaling her rich musk.

He sniffs her for six minutes and ejaculates on the cold floor. He pecks her on the cheeks.
"Thank you so much, sleepy head." The stairs are wiped clean with his hankie.
Claude then screams, "Catherine has just collapsed!
Please help her." No one suspects Claude and he gets away with it.

Later that night. Claude shows his dog an anus in a porno mag.
"See, Mr. Shuffles, that is where you'll find the musk is most concentrated."