Potty Mouth Lyrics

Old uncle Les was a cunt. Such a cruel, violent man. Tommy was left in his care with the death of his mother.
12 years had passed, Les was very weak and diseased. He was dying.

Tommy now was his carer. A full-time job. He'd bathe his uncle and would cook his meals.
He adds human faeces to all the recipes that he prepares.

He just loves to see his uncle slowly poisoned every day. His gourmet meals containing loads of E. coli.
He would carefully Bamix the shit into his food. The horrible, old cunt is slowly spoon-fed death.

Les was always vomiting and suffering from chronic diarrhoea but somehow always clung to life.
He's so stubborn. Tommy couldn't take any more.
"Your life is ending today. You are such a fucking arsehole."

He peels off his boxer briefs.

"You touched me! Now fucking eat this!"
One last time, his ball bag drags over his uncle's chin.
He poos directly into his mouth. Uncle Les chokes to death.