Super Jock Guy Lyrics

Say you like my eyes
Want to feel my thighs
Want to make me sigh
'Cause you think I'm fly
But let me tell you why
You won't taste my pie
'Cause you're just a guy
Who casts his eye
When any tart walks by
With her skirt held high
And isn't shy
To share her pooch
Or whip some skull
On any jock who thinks he's
King of the hill
Has money to burn
And just wants his turn
With any skeezer
Who is a man pleaser
But you'll never get
Any ass with class
And you'll never get down
With the major brass
You will never find
'Cause you are not def
And you are not cool
And any true fly girl
Knows you're a fool
And the act you play
Is as old as Tut's mummy
Would only work an a skeezer
With the brains as a dummy
You say you're mister big
I say you're mister smallyou
Put your name up in lights
I'm not impressed at all
You rented a hotel room
By mistake I went in it
Your friends look like rejects
From the Betty Ford clinic

I'll do work for you
Only in your dreams
But I know when you see me
You cream your jeans
But I can't be bought
For any price
So if you take my advice
Put your johnny on ice
But that's the price you pay
Mister super jock guy
'Cause the superior talent
Will always pass you by
And you'll never ever know
What it's like
The hottest, the tightest
The tighter than tight
You've got dozens of girls
Early or late
But I won't be
The next piece of meat
On your plate
So if you're thinking of me
And you need a date
Save me the aggravation
Stay home and masturbate
'Cause super jock guys
Are too little too late
And true fly girls know
They just don't rate