1. The Hands of Small Children (1:35)
2. Diary of a Dope Fiend ("Dope Hat" re-record) (5:56)
3. Shitty Chicken Gang Bang (1:19)
4. Kiddie Grinder ("Organ Grinder" remix) (4:23)
5. Sympathy for the Parents (1:01)
6. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) (Eurythmics cover) (4:53)
7. Everlasting Cocksucker ("Cake and Sodomy" remix) (5:14)
8. Fuck Frankie (1:48)
9. I Put a Spell on You (Screamin' Jay Hawkins cover) (3:37)
10. May Cause Discoloration of the Urine or Feces (3:59)
11. Scabs, Guns and Peanut Butter (1:01)
12. Dance of the Dope Hats ("Dope Hat" remix) (4:40)
13. White Trash (Remixed by Tony F. Wiggins) (2:48)
14. Dancing with the One-Legged... (0:46)
15. Rock 'n' Roll Nigger (Patti Smith cover) (3:32)
16. Untitled (8:20)